Me: *looking through Facecrack on my Crack berry* I don't get it. If you lived with someone, would you still post stuff on their page or send them messages through Facebook?
Mr. Fitness: Yah. I don't get that, either. You're on FB again?
Me: How addicted do you need to be to message your partner or roommate? Seriously.
Mr. Fitness: I think you're borderline addicted to it....
Me: No! Well, yes. But I like stalking people... I like to see what people are up to without actually having to have a full on conversation. It's unfortunate, but it's true.
Mr. Fitness: It's not stalking when people change their status updates and post photos that they KNOW people will see and comment on.
ME: It is if they don't know you're wearing pantyhose on your head.